I watched the presidential debate the other night and went to bed aghast that the future President of the United States may be elected based on — wait for it — a candidate’s golf handicap.
“I’m a six or an eight. I used to be really good and I turned down the Naval Academy,” sayeth Joe. “I’m a two and won several club championships,” said Don. Total nonsense.
Having blown the call on the verdict, I now bring coals to Newcastle and ask, “Does the Judge give Trump prison time?”
Chastened as I am about the shortage of common sense in New York, I am inclined to believe the judge plays out the entire Get Trump string and gives him a stint in Rikers.
[To be sentenced to Risker Island — one of the shittiest prisons on the planet — a felon has to receive a minimum sentence of one year.] Continue reading
Today the closing arguments will be completed in the New York City show trial of Donald J Trump, former President of the United States and current presumptive nominee of the Republican Party as its candidate for re-election to his former job.
An innocent 4 year old Donald J Trump
After closing arguments, the judge will instruct the jury as to its charge to deliberate and decide the charges against Donald Trump.
Then, the jury will begin and conclude its deliberations. Continue reading
We are less than six months from Election Day (still several lifetimes from the actual election) and early voting begins in some states as early as September (Virginia as an example). I always think the election really begins the day after Labor Day.
The Biden campaign issued a letter proposing two debates with the first one as soon as next month. Here are the high points of the Biden proposal.
1. Only two debaters — Presidents Biden and Trump and no Robert F Kennedy Jr or other third party candidates
2. Two debates, no more, to be moderated by a media outfit such as CNN, but no Fox News, using only existing personnel, no drop ins
3. In studio only, no audience or expressive crowds to lend earthy responses to the candidates — a debate with no audience, really?
4. Microphones that shut off when the candidate’s allotted time expires
5. No involvement with the Commission on Presidential Debates Continue reading
Suppose you woke up this morning and you looked at your phone and whilst you slept your name had been changed to TRUMP. What would be different?
Trump Force One headed to Manhattan for arraignment of former POTUS Trump for misdemeanor “wrong fork with shellfish.”
Pal of mine calls me. Rags me hard as I said Donald J Trump passed his “sell by date” and his “shelf life.”
I protest, “I still love his policies, just need a new hand at the tiller, amigo.”
Guy asks me to look at a picture. I do.
About a year ago, the US experienced an INSURRECTION, right?
An insurrection is a riot, revolt, rebellion, or resistance against civil authority or a government.
Insurrectionist holding a souvenir lectern whilst remaining inside the maroon velvet ropes in the Statuary Hall of the US Capitol.
Did the events of 6 January 2020 constitute an insurrection? It depends upon whom you ask. Continue reading
The United States is approximately 18.5% Hispanic while America is 13.4% black.
The Hispanic vote has typically been much heavier on the Democrat side than the Republicans, but this is changing.
Here, dear reader, is how it is changing:
1. In the 2016 Presidential election, Hispanics voted 66% for Hillary Clinton and 28% for Donald Trump.
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