Category Archives: 2024 Presidential Race

08/22/24

The Kamala Honeymoon Countdown Has Begun

The Democrats are filled with joy — joy and hating Trump is the campaign strategy for the Dems — at the replacement of the cadaverous, demented Joe Biden with someone with a heartbeat even if it is Kamala Harris. Who would not be?

“I borrowed a few pants suits from Hillary. So what?”

Do you remember that Nascar feeling when Joe Biden spoke publicly, holding your breath to see if he’d shit himself verbally or get lost in his own conversation with the voices in his head.

Now, with Kamala, we don’t have that fear, but we do have THE CACKLE. Well, sure, partly because Kam Girl doesn’t actually speak to the press, but she’s not demented like Joe. Continue reading →

08/18/24

Iran, Iran, Iran — It’s Always Iran

Iran is the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism acting through Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis, and others. They also have their own home grown thugs called the Quds Force which only operates abroad.

The political leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh, greets the actual ruler of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, at the inauguration of the titular ruler of Iran, its new President, Masoud Pezeshkian. A short time hereafter, the Israelis assassinated Haniyeh in Teheran in a clever scheme wherein a bomb was placed months earlier in a secure accomodation where Iran hosts visiting terrorists. Boom!

In addition, the Iranians are closing in on a nuclear weapon. Imagine how much fun the Middle East will be when Iran has a nuclear weapon. Continue reading →

08/15/24

Day One

I keep hearing the Dem presidential nominee for President, our current Vice President since January 2021, say she is going to “fix” things like inflation and immigration as soon as she is elected . . . . . on Day One.

“Day One, baby. Just vote for me and I will fix all the problems me and Joe created on Day One. Come on, y’all.” Imagine this in a faux Southern accent.

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07/5/24

In Bed By 8 Is Not The Solution, America

After the dumpster fire that was the presidential debate last Thursday, acting President Joe Biden (come on, man, it’s an act) has promised to get more sleep and not to schedule events after eight o’clock in the evening. Further, he has promised to be in bed by 8. Sheesh.

[Joe, WTF is Plan B? For the record, these are not effective treatment protocols for dementia. Just saying.]

Also for the record, my youngest granddaughter — 18 months old — also “promises” to be in bed every night by 8, but she’s up by 7:00 AM every morning, sharp as a tack, eating scrambled eggs, and ready to rock and roll.

Take a step back, take a deep breath, now ask yourself if that utterance — in bed by 8, more sleep, no events after 8 — comforts you that the man holding the reins of the most powerful military force on the planet, the nuclear football, and the strongest economy in the planet is actually in charge or not? Continue reading →

06/30/24

Presidential Debate No. 2 — A New Plan

I watched the presidential debate the other night and went to bed aghast that the future President of the United States may be elected based on — wait for it — a candidate’s golf handicap.

“I’m a six or an eight. I used to be really good and I turned down the Naval Academy,” sayeth Joe.   “I’m a two and won several club championships,” said Don.  Total nonsense.

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06/23/24

The Tee Ball, Special Olympics Presidential “Debate”

On Thursday, 27 June, at 9:00 PM Eastern Time, the country will be treated to a faux “debate” between two old white guys vying for the job as President of the United States (neither of whom have been formally nominated by their parties yet).

Let me tell you what this “debate” will NOT be: a rigorous discussion of the comparative policies and track records of two men, both of whom have held the job.

It will not be a comparision or display critical thinking on immigration, the open Southern border, taxation, the deficit, crime, law enforcement, race, foreign policy, terrorism, domestic policy, climate change, election security, poverty, education, the military, the economy, government spending,  Ukraine, Russia, the Middle East, China, global trade, the environment, electric vehicles, or crypto. Continue reading →

05/28/24

Trump Trial Verdict

Today the closing arguments will be completed in the New York City show trial of Donald J Trump, former President of the United States and current presumptive nominee of the Republican Party as its candidate for re-election to his former job.

An innocent 4 year old Donald J Trump

After closing arguments, the judge will instruct the jury as to its charge to deliberate and decide the charges against Donald Trump.

Then, the jury will begin and conclude its deliberations. Continue reading →