Monthly Archives: July 2024

07/25/24

The Democratic Defenestration of Joe Biden

The Democrats are the saviors of democracy, as we all know, whether democracy needs to be saved or not, or even if we are a democracy (we are not).

[Bit of a quibble, but we are a “representative republic,” not a democracy. This always irks me. We have three co-equal branches of government with a bi-cameral legislative branch. We elect representatives and we have this unique self-leveling mechanism known as the Electoral College, brilliant bit of kit from the Founding Fathers.]

Anyway, back to the saviors of democracy.

So, what happened, Big Red Car?

The Dem elites — the powers behind the throne (Obama and that bunch), the entertainment elites (George Clooney and that bunch), the Lame Street Media, and, most importantly, the guys who write the biiiiiiiiiiiiig checks, the funders — after watching Biden’s debate v Trump meltdown decided they could no longer prop up the obviously cognitively compromised Biden any longer. 

So, the Dem elites “resigned” him and he “passed the torch.” Haha, yes that’s what happened.

The Dem elites threw out the results of the Dem primaries — a wildly democratic move, clearly justified by saving democracy — and passed the torch to Vice President Kamala Harris in his place.

Cackling Kamala, “It’s me, baby. I got the torch!”

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07/5/24

In Bed By 8 Is Not The Solution, America

After the dumpster fire that was the presidential debate last Thursday, acting President Joe Biden (come on, man, it’s an act) has promised to get more sleep and not to schedule events after eight o’clock in the evening. Further, he has promised to be in bed by 8. Sheesh.

[Joe, WTF is Plan B? For the record, these are not effective treatment protocols for dementia. Just saying.]

Also for the record, my youngest granddaughter — 18 months old — also “promises” to be in bed every night by 8, but she’s up by 7:00 AM every morning, sharp as a tack, eating scrambled eggs, and ready to rock and roll.

Take a step back, take a deep breath, now ask yourself if that utterance — in bed by 8, more sleep, no events after 8 — comforts you that the man holding the reins of the most powerful military force on the planet, the nuclear football, and the strongest economy in the planet is actually in charge or not? Continue reading →