If you own an Apple phone and use Siri — face it, who doesn’t — you may not realize that when you found yourself in an “intimate” moment, you may really have been enjoying a threesome with Siri.
Apple had a program wherein they captured “inadvertent” conversations including you doing the wild thing [or discussing that rash, or doing a drug deal, or plotting a watermelon theft] with your beloved and allowed contractors to evaluate them to see how this problem happened.
“Babe, who is that?” asks the beloved just as you unleash your secret, death defying, all satisfying power move.
“Oh, that’s Tim Cook’s pal, Siri.”
“Babe, that’s creepy.”
“Shh, now where were we, beloved? Oh, yes, my power move. Come here, dumpling.”
Of course, they forgot to tell you that you and the dumpling were providing “content” for the contractors.
Yes, this really happened.