Recount and Other Bed Time Fables

The Recount, Big Red Car?

Big Red Car here while The Boss is galivanting in Winter Park, Saint Augustine, Savannah, and who knows where?

So, The Boss leaves me and the housekeeper to explore the Hill Country with the top down and the accelerator floored. Do. Not. Tell. The. Boss.

So, the recount, dear reader?

The Recount of Jumping Jill Stein, Green Party Candidate

This Green Party candidate Jill Stein, who gets less than 1% of the vote, raises $7MM in seconds to request a recount of Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.

Wait a second, Big Red Car, she can’t possibly win — why is she doing this?

Let’s just say that Jillie is being used by powerful forces as a rented mule to undermine and to challenge the legitimacy of a President Trump (just rolls off one’s tongue, no?) presidency.

Follow. The. Money.

So, there you have it, dear readers. The Hillary Clinton campaign jumps in to keep “the process honest.”

Hahahahahaha, sorry. That was just so damn funny. Haha. I can’t help myself.

This, of course, will change …………………….. nothing.

[The BRC observes that HRC would be advised to steer clear of President Trump’s ire given her legal exposure, no?]

BTW, Jumping Jill Stein appears to have missed the Pennsylvania recount deadline, so there is that, no?

But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway? I’m just a Big Red Car. Happy holidays to all of you. Merry Christmas! (Yes, it is possible to say that again though the Big Red Car never stopped.) Be kind to yourself — you’ve earned it. And, hey, the Big Red Car loves you!cropped-LTFD-illust_300.png


4 thoughts on “Recount and Other Bed Time Fables

  1. The recount. You mean, the check that all the voters were US citizens and otherwise legal to vote?

    Did I hear from shady Chappaqua:

    Citizens? What citizens? We don’t need no stink’n citizens!

    Yes, Trump said that he didn’t “want” to pursue H’s legal problems. So, there’s no reason for Obama to soil his legacy by giving H a pardon.

    But about February, just after some DC snow strorm, Trump’s AG may announce that “the law applies equally to everyone …” or some such.

    Meanwhile the MSM, AKA the conspiring, colluding cabal of corrupt nasties, will be picky, picky going after Trump, Melania, Ivanka, any puppy dogs or kitty cats of any of the grand children, etc. E.g., any acknowledgment of US nationalism will be reported as “racist White nationalism” — they will just insert that White in there.

    Gee, in Upstate NY or over in Shenandoah they used to use the NYT or WaPo in that little house out back, but now with the Internet versions those rags aren’t worth even that.

  2. I want to do my usual tirade but will bite my tongue as you have expressed my thoughts so eloquently.

    Have fun gallivanting around and, yes, never too early for a Merry Christmas. Thanks for the love BRC. Back at ya, old white guy style. Next round is on me.

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