Author Archives: Big Red Car

01/21/25

Dueling Pardons

As Joe Biden exited the White House, he granted a great number of pardons to a great number of criminals including his family.

As Donald J Trump entered the White House, he granted a number of pardons to criminals prosecuted by Joe Biden’s Department of Justice.

The Biden Pardons

I respect Joe Biden for pre-emptively cleaning up the shit stain of his criminal family.

“Dad, thanks for the pardon. I was a little worried when you said you wouldn’t pardon me,” said Number One Capo Hunter. “You ain’t seen nothing yet, Boyo. Watch this!” replied the Big Guy.

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01/19/25

The Trump Animal Spirit Arrives

In about 25 hours, there will be a new sheriff in town when Donald J Trump again takes the oath of office as President of the United States after a four year long saga of indomitable effort to vindicate his 2020 loss. It is the most remarkable and memorable political redemption story in American history.

“Fight, fight, fight!”

I must admit I did not see it coming four years ago when Joe Biden “won” the election. Never saw the possibility that Trump would overcome the coordinated and orchestrated power of the lawfare assembled against him. Clearly, it was the greatest accumulation of corrupt legal power ever assembled against a single citizen.

Trump beat them all. Out thought them, out fought them. Triumphed by sheer force of personality in an extraordinary demonstration of resolve and perseverance.

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01/12/25

Catching The Late Train — The Trump Inaugural Fund Express

There is nothing like winning. Nothing.

Against incredible odds, lawfare, two assassination attempts, this guy — Trump 2.0 — won it all. Now, he has to govern. God bless and protect him.

Witness now the behavior of the Tech Illuminati, the Billionaires, and the major corporations all vying to get a seat on the Trump Train. Continue reading →

01/10/25

The Impending Invasion of Greenland And Other Myths

As you know, President-elect Donald J Trump has not “ruled out” invading Greenland (2400 miles from NYC, closer than Los Angeles) to gain control of this strategic island as an enhancement to American national security.

As we speak, the Joint Chiefs are finalizing their plans that will begin with an airborne attack by the Tip of the Spear, the 82nd Airborne Division.

“Death from the skies!” mass tactical drop 82nd Abn Div. AIRBORNE!

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12/27/24

Donald Trump’s America First Policy — Isolationism?

It is still three weeks until Donald J Trump is inaugurated as President of the United States though the world seems to already have begun to operate as if he is the President. That is more an indictment of the weakness of the faltering health of our dementia afflicted President.

One of the criticisms of President-elect Donald J Trump is that he is an isolationist. The evidence used to substantiate that criticism is his stated policy of “America First!” Continue reading →

12/21/24

Budgeting — The Avoidable Train Wreck

The morons in the US Congress just conducted the latest version of the Sky Is Falling budget crisis. It was predictable, boring, and completely avoidable.

How avoidable, Big Red Car, how?

Simple the Congress could just do their damn job for a change. Let me explain.

First, the US Congress is the laziest, well paid public institution in the entire country. A US Congressman will work for 112 days during which the Congress is in session. Think about that — a full time job in which you work 112 days.

Conversely, they will be “out of session” for the remaining 253 days.

This is not a hard job. It pays grandly and you get a lot of great perks. Continue reading →

12/14/24

The Smallest President, Joe Biden

I have never liked Joe Biden since his Senate days and his sponsorship of criminal reform bills.

I always thought the crack v powdered cocaine disparate punishment laws were dumb; and, I have always been offended by his self-aggrandizing lies about his academic prowess. He claimed he graduated at the top of his undergrad and law school classes when, in fact, he was at the bottom. Continue reading →

12/7/24

Georgia Bulldogs v Texas Longhorns — A Fierce Rivalry In The Making?

In approximately seven hours in Atlanta at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium (seating a measly 71,000 fans), the Georgia Bulldogs will welcome the Texas Longhorns to the championship game of the Southeastern Conference.

This is Texas’ first season in the SEC and earlier this season Georgia played Texas in Austin at Darrell K Royal Memorial Stadium. The crowd was the largest to ever see a game at that stadium and Georgia prevailed handily with the final score 30-15. That game sat the largest crowd to ever view a football game at DK Royal with more than 105,000 fans. Continue reading →