Oh, my God, please learn how to give a toast.
So, I’m with a few pals in a festive mood — summer in Texas is a festive occasion. Why not?
I offer a toast and somebody looks at me and says, “I’ve never given a toast. How do you do that?”
When I stop laughing, I ask, “You’re serious?”
He says, “Yes. Deadly.”
“You’re an idiot.”