So, the Big Red Car likes its high speed Internet service from Grande Communications. It is supposed to be ONE GIG service. Internet speed?

The big question is — is it, Big Red Car?

Is it that freakin’ fast?

So, here we have it, dear readers.

The attached graphic is the screen capture of the Grande Communications Speed Test.

It shows a download speed of 917.29 MPS and an upload speed of 857.57 MPS.

Grande’s deal is 65% of advertised, so this is in spec. Wow! That is fast, Big Red Car.

But, he, what the Hell do I really know anyway? I’m just a Big Red Car but I’m wired into the Internet with some real speed. The Big Red Car says, “I feel the need for speed! And I’ve got it.”