Big Red Car here. I announce, today, with great reluctance, my decision to forego Oreo cookies–even the new thin ones–for the rest of my life.

Sorry, I had to draw the line somewhere and this is where the RED LINE gets drawn.

The US has forced Nabisco to move the production of America’s favorite sandwich cookie to Mexico. But they cannot force me to eat them.

So, now I must take the first symbolic step to protest that rash move.

Sorry, y’all, but it’s time to take a stand. Damn, I wish I had a nice glass of cold milk and a bag of Oreos.

But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway? Please pass the Circus Cookies! Yeah!