As Joe Biden exited the White House, he granted a great number of pardons to a great number of criminals including his family.
As Donald J Trump entered the White House, he granted a number of pardons to criminals prosecuted by Joe Biden’s Department of Justice.
The Biden Pardons
I respect Joe Biden for pre-emptively cleaning up the shit stain of his criminal family.
“Dad, thanks for the pardon. I was a little worried when you said you wouldn’t pardon me,” said Number One Capo Hunter. “You ain’t seen nothing yet, Boyo. Watch this!” replied the Big Guy.
As the Big Guy, he made Tony Soprano proud acting as a responsible, principled, loyal Godfather and protecting his consigliere, his capos, his lieutenants, and his soldiers in the family criminal enterprise.
The symbolism of the timing — 15 minutes before passing the torch — is just perfect. Whilst he waited to take center stage in the Capitol, while Trump 2.0 fidgeted waiting to receive the ring, our senile old boy dropped the pardons for his crime syndicate. Bloody delicious.
In. Your. Face. Ace.
The details of the pardons — going back for a decade and pre-emptively pardoning his goon squad for anything they did, might have done, or might be discovered to have done — shows a degree of detail the senile old son-of-a-bitch never displayed in his day job.
Unsaid, but clearly true, the Biden Clan is a criminal enterprise and Joey’s actions just put the exclamation point on it. He pardoned all the criminals. It’s a confession: “Yeah, we’re a criminal clan, but WTF are you going to do about it now?”
The Trump Pardons
Trump 2.0 revealed a long time ago during his remarkable campaign that he intended to pardon all the January 6 Insurrectionists and kept his promise.
The Insurrection — unlawful guided tour of the Capitol — was pretty small potatoes.
I have no problem with the January 6 crowd being arrested and charged for their actions. It was a bloody demonstration, a riot — just like a standard Portland, Oregon Antifa or BLM undertaking. Treat them the same, but we know they didn’t, did they?
Do you have a beef with anything, Big Red Car?
Yes, dear reader, I do.
1. I have a beef with the crooked Department of Justice and the FBI pretending that the 6 January doings were an assault on the bloody democracy. It was not.
2. I have a beef with all the resources invested in settling political scores and prosecuting political opponents for more than 4 years. Some of those resources could have been focused on preventing the assassination attempts on Trump. Hunting down terrorists. No?
3. I have a beef with denying bail to alleged criminals for such a small potatoes “crime.” FFS, prosecutors are releasing violent felons without bail these days.
The judges involved denied bail to trespassers for 4 years. The crooked, lick spittle Judges denied bail for trespassing in the Capitol?
4. I have a beef with putting persons charged with trespassing in solitary confinement for years and years.
5. I have a beef with prolonging the misery of these show trials for years and years whilst denying bail and holdinbg the chargees in solitary confinement wherein they could not participate effectively in their own defense.
This is the kind of system of justice one would expect in Cuba or Venezuela. No fair minded person could possibly embrace this treatment, but the DOJ, the FBI, and the White House did.
How about that 6 January Committee, Big Red Car?
Yeah, the whole 6 January Committee was a witch hunt.
1. It was improperly constituted with not a real Republican involved.
2. People like Liz Cheney suborned perjury and had inappropriate contact with witnesses.
3. They knew it was bloody crooked, they destroyed the records.
Think about that for a second — in 2024, a Congressional Committee held numerous hearings and destroyed all the files. That is pretty hard to swallow.
4. The committee solicited and received blanket pardons without ever having been investigated or charged. What does that tell you?
Bottom line it, Big Red Car, we’re going to a Prayer Lunch at the Crystal Beer Parlorm hehe
Fine, dear reader. Get the shrimp salad — fantastic. The Crystal Beer Parlor has been around since Prohibition and the food is good. It is hearty and comfortable and you can drink a beer.
The pardon has now become a political weapon. Presidents can now urge folks to do all kinds of bad things and they pardon them on the way out.
Oddity noted: You notice your pal Jack Smith and Jill Biden did not receive pardons?
But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway? I’m just a Big Red Car. Be well. If you get in a pinch, I can probably swing a pardon for you.