Big Red Car here on America’s birthday. Happy Birthday, America!

Ahh, to be an iconic American muscle car. Hey, I AM an iconic American muscle car, haha!

America was born at the point of bloody bayonets. We were the product of a fight between the most powerful military force on the planet and an idea that turned out to be more powerful — freedom.

Freedom won but it only won because good men were willing to risk everything and use cold steel to win their freedom. To wield bloody bayonets!

That freedom, we now call America, was won at the tip of those bloody bayonets!

Long live bloody bayonets!

It was not won by the ACLU or Planned Parenthood or Bill Ayers. They only exist because of those bloody bayonets.

It was won by patriots who sacrificed their lives so the idea of freedom could become a reality for their countrymen.

Here we are in our third century of freedom. Be grateful today for the sacrifices and foresight of our Founding Fathers.

More important, be true to those principles.

God bless America. God bless our Founding Fathers. God bless bloody bayonets and the studly men who wielded them!

But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway? I’m just a Big Red Car. An AMERICAN muscle car, baby. An AMERICAN!