05/14/25

Nobody Is Above The Law, Including Judges

Your Big Red Car was idling in the driveway, enjoying the warm Savannah sun, when the hot little Mercedes that stables with me muttered something about a woke judge in Wisconsin getting into some hot water. Naturally, my curiosity was piqued.

Let me paint the picture for you.

So, what’s the setup, Big Red Car? The backstory?

Milwaukee County Circuit Judge Hannah Dugan found herself in a boiling cauldron of stank recently. She’s been indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of obstruction of justice and concealing a person from arrest. Seems serious for a judge in particular.

WTF did I do? I just helped an illegal criminal evade the legal apprehension of ICE? WTF? I’m a bloody judge. I can do anything.

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