God Bless You, Rufie — We Will Miss You
Big Red Car here. A very sad, sad, sad day in the ATX. Rufus the Shih Tzu drowned today. Rufie is dead and buried. Oh, what a sad day indeed.
The Boss discovered him floating in the pool and tried to revive him but Rufus was gone.
The Boss dug a grave and buried Rufie under the Perfect Daughter’s and Son’s windows so he can safeguard the house for the rest of time. It was sad duty indeed.