OK, yesterday the Big Red Car posted an exclusive interview with the Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Patricia D’Alesandro Pelosi. You can read it here.
A reader of the female, legal persuasion wrote me a scathing email — I am still blushing at her language, but a blush on a Big Red Car is hard to detect — in which she doubted whether, in fact, the Big Red Car had spoken directly to Madame Speaker.
“You are a bald faced liar,” were her exact words. It is hard to quote a sentence from her email without exposing y’all to profanity. She called me a “rust bucket” which is, unfortunately, true.
So, now your Big Red Car is forced to admit — “The interviews are not real, y’all. They are made up. If you thought they were real, that is on you.”
My correspondent suggested I was an “opportunist.” I did not make much progress with her, but I wanted her to know it is neither personal nor recent. Here are some other interviews.
Nancy Pelosi – An Exclusive Interview
Santa Claus Exclusive Interview
Jim Acosta – Exclusive Interview
Kim Jong-un Exclusive Interview With The Big Red Car
James Comey Exclusive Interview
Trump-Romney Interview, Exclusive Transcript
Big Red Car Scores Exclusive Interview – Hillary Rodham Clinton
Big Red Scores Donald Trump Interview
Big Red Car Scores Another Exclusive Interview With The President
Big Red Scores Exclusive Interview With President Barack Obama
I also received some requests for future interviews, some of which I intend to honor. If you have a candidate for an interview, please let me know.
So, dear reader, there you have it. The Big Red Car and his “fake” interviews. Worse than CNN and its “fake news?”
But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway? I’m just a Big Red Car, y’all. Be good to yourself starting on Wednesday. Today crush it.
