The Musings of the Big Red Car

Trump Revealed — Churlish, Boorish? OMG!

Big Red Car here. What a day in the ATX! Hot, sunny, flesh tanning bright!

So, last Thursday, we had a revelation. Were you watching?

It turns out that The Donald is churlish and boorish. The world, apparently, did not know this and the revelation was stark and informative.

Here’s the real news flash — The Donald’s boorishness and churlishness has been priced into his popularity since the beginning.

It is not news. If you were surprised to learn this on Thursday — you need to get out a little more, y’all.

The Donald is not likely to be the Republican nominee. Do not fret about that.

But, if you just found out he can be boorish, churlish, a bit self-aggrandizing (great word, no?), and mean — again, more info for you.

The Donald — “the” freakin’ Donald Trump — will bounce upward in the polls while the Republican establishment decides how to deal with him.

But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway? I’m just a Big Red Car! Pay attention, y’all. It’s happening out there.