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Immediate orders have been given to divert more food to the ground crews as missiles can easily go boom boom in the room room. Not good for Chubby’s eating disorder either. Intelligence has picked up that he consumed the national supply of ice cream yesterday evening.

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Shot. Called. You.

Well played.

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BRC
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This just in:

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For more, the fleet permits the US to see in closer detail just why the missiles will explode soon after launch, which US intelligence has the US believe will happen nearly always. Moreover, also from US intelligence, the exploding missiles will usually fall back to their launch pads and destroy those, too. Missiles, dangerous things, can explode at any time.

But now, from Ping Pong Yang, North Korea (I may not have all the spelling just right),

Kim Jong “Chubby” Uno tried to launch his new

Long Dung Dong Puke Ku Song Pong 2

intercontinental missile intended to explode a nuclear warhead over the US for EMP, blast, fallout, whatever.

But the missile exploded just after launching and maybe fell back onto the launch pad.

Hmm …. Any US drones flying around there? Anyone see any Hellfire missiles on the way? Any laser blasts? Any Navy prototype electro-magnetic rail guns?

Yup, for Ping Pong Yang Long Dung Dong Song Puke Ku countries messing around with missiles can be dangerous work! Things can go “boom” with little or no warning or apparent cause.

I like the take in this piece to strike Chubby’s missiles in their silos or shooting them down during early stages of launching. Can’t we have a drone or two flying around that are ready to pounce should he wait to start firing again once the battle group leaves?

https://www.navytimes.com/articles/korea-crisis-deepens-as-the-us-dispatches-the-carl-vinson-strike-group-to-the-region

Yes, one would think that a bunch of half starved grunts, working in the various facilities, would be prone to a mistake or two!

It’s all a bad scene.

Naw: The fleet is there just to observe any missile launches. Trump is concerned about the CO2 from the missiles and its affect on the ice in Antarctica.

For more, the fleet permits the US to see in closer detail just why the missiles will explode soon after launch, which US intelligence has the US believe will happen nearly always. Moreover, also from US intelligence, the exploding missiles will usually fall back to their launch pads and destroy those, too. Missiles, dangerous things, can explode at any time.

Similarly for nuclear weapons work: Especially in a third world country, that work is subject to accidents of wide variety at any time. Just one little accident can leave the whole facility converted to a flat, glass lined, glowing in the dark parking lot. Indeed, some such accidents can result a new lake, with curiously blue waters, perfectly round, hemispherical bottom, also glass lined that glows in the dark.

A third world country of short people so backward it can’t feed even its own citizens has no business messing with missiles and nukes — basic truth of the world today.

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NK is quite mountainous.

BRC
http://www.themusingsofthebigredcar.com

> The world only has a year to deal with NK before they can make a bomb, miniaturize it, and launch it on an ICBM. And then what?

South Korea will become an island, separated from China by the new North Korean Sea, not very deep, maybe only a few hundred feet, but with a glass lined bottom that glows in the dark.

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NK is a sixth world country run by a hateful tyrant who is diverting their wealth for military toys. He should be gone.

If NK and SK were to merge, it would be just like East and West Germany getting together.

The Chinese don’t want a democratic aircraft carrier on their Manchurian border. That is the only reason why NK is alive today.

I would not be surprised if Pres Trump knocks out all NK launching pads, all rocket facilities, all bomb sites, and the Chinese flood down from the north and take the country and make it into a province of China.

Xi may have asked Trump to trade Taiwan for NK. Who knows?

The world only has a year to deal with NK before they can make a bomb, miniaturize it, and launch it on an ICBM. And then what?

No, this shit is about to get very real, very quick.

JLM
http://www.themusingsofthebigredcar.com

Dangerous times.

http://themusingsofthebigredcar.com/syria-north-korea-connection/

BRC
http://www.themusingsofthebigredcar.com