The Musings of the Big Red Car

Melania Trump — Superstar First Lady

Melania Trump is the reigning First Lady and America is the better for it.

Big Red Car here on a grayish Texas day, waiting for the sun to burn the clouds out and to make it a pool day, y’all.

So, our President, Donald J Trump, and his First Lady, Melania Trump, are in Paris at the invite of the French President Macron to celebrate Bastille Day. Bravo!

When they arrive, they arrive in style.

First Lady Melania Trump arriving in Paris with some familiar looking guy who is always good for a ride. Well played, First Lady.

Melania Trump at Necker Hospital, Paris, France

The First Lady heads over to a hospital to spread some of her special charm and diplomacy.

Big Red Car wants to know: Is it a coincidence that the First Lady is wearing a Big Red Dress? No, it is not, dear readers. Big Red Cars like Big Red Dresses. Though, I will be the first to admit she wears it better than a Big Red Car does. Haha. That was a joke, y’all.

At the hospital, Mrs. Trump spoke in both French and English cause she speaks five languages.

Of course I speak French. Doesn’t everyone? And German? And English? And Serbian? And Slovenian?

So, dear readers, there you have it — America’s secret weapon, Melania Trump.

But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway, I’m just a Big Red Car.