Twitter, Square and Jack Dorsey

Jack Dorsey is an American entrepreneur who co-founded Twitter and Square.

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From time to time, there are those who have taken issue with Jack Dorsey’s dual roles as CEO of both Twitter and Square. Hard to believe, actually, but let’s take a look at the most important report card – RESULTS.

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Name’s Jack, Jack Dorsey, and I co-founded Twitter and Square. Now, I’m the CEO of both of them. You have a problem with that?

[This is a guy named by 24/7 Wall Street in 2017 as one of the Worst CEOs in America, following on the heels of Fox News similarly picking him as the #4 Worst CEO of 2016. TechCrunch picked him as the Founder of the Year 2012. More importantly, Forbes picked him as the World’s Most Eligible Bachelor 2013. Guy’s been on a roll!]

The stock market, however, has an entirely different view of Jack.


This is how Twitter’s stock has performed in the last year.


This is how Square has done.

So, dear reader, there you have it. A bet on the jockey named Jack Patrick Dorsey in the last year was a bit of all right, no?

OK, so Jack wasn’t always a male model stud. Haha. Cruel, but he’s done pretty damn well since this pic was taken, no? So, there’s hope for all of us?

But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway? I’m just a Big Red Car. Have a great weekend! Call someone this weekend who hasn’t had the delight of hearing your lovely voice in a while. It will make YOU feel better.