In backlash to the “disastrous” outcome of the election on Tuesday — in case you have been sailing offshore, the Orange Man won the White House and the Republicans won the Senate and the House in a beat down of truly mythic proportions — women liberals/progressives have invoked the unique wrath of their gender that only they can harness.

Serious note: Kamala only beat Trump on “women” by 7% whilst Biden beat Trump on women by 15%. This has to worry the Dems, no?

This is the 4B Movement (originated in South Korea, a country with the lowest birth rate of any civilized country in the world) and it is defined by the four “NO” pledges.

 1. Radical feminist hetereosexual women will no longer date men.

 2. Radical feminist hetereosexual women will no longer marry men.

 3. Radical feminist hetereosexual women will no longer have sex with men.

 4. Radical feminist hetereosexual women will no longer procreate babies with men (seems a bit redundant and a likely outcome of #2/3 above, no?).

No dating, marrying, sex, babies with men. Hello, America.

OK, I can you see the thought forming in your nasty sexist, misognyst, Republican mind, “Wow, men won even bigger than I thought.” Stifle that thought. This is some very serious stuff. Stop laughing.

So, what happens now, Big Red Car?

The outcomes are obvious and not so obvious.

 1. There are shortly going to be a lot of frustrated (horny) pissed off radical feminist liberal/progressive women roaming the cities. These are urban dwellers.

Can you imagine the impact of a bunch of already perennially pissed off women now being sex starved? Do not go out during full moons.

Is there a public company that makes vibrators and what is their stock symbol?

 2. The abortion issue has now taken a weird twist, no?

 3. By not so natural selection, the world should now be spared of reproducing more radical feminist children of both genders — there are only two genders, mate, sorry — but, in particular, female. Darwin is laughing.

 4. Liberal men will now be exposed to more conservative women and this can’t be bad — diversity and all that crap, no?

Bottom line it, Big Red Car, we’re getting our nails done

You liar. No you are not.

The radical feminist womanhood of the liberal/progressive wing of the Dem party was already a little unhinged and it is only going to get worst.

But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway? I’m just a Big Red Car.