Big Red Car here. Another lovely Texas summer day. I wish you could be here to enjoy it. It is glorious. But, then, it IS Austin by God Texas, y’all!
So I finally got an interview with The Donald. He dropped by Austin and I drove out to the airport — where he was refueling his great big jet with his great big name on it — and we chatted in a hangar.
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Big Red Car here. What a day in the ATX! Hot, sunny, flesh tanning bright!
So, last Thursday, we had a revelation. Were you watching?
Big Red Car here, y’all. So there’s a debate amongst the Republican legion on Thursday. The top ten candidates are in the varsity debate while the balance are forced to eat at the kids’ table with the rest of the junior varsity.
So The Donald is number one in the polls. How can that possibly be right? Yes, you are asking yourself exactly that.
Aren’t we supposed to believe that The Donald is a buffoon and has no real chance of winning the Republican nomination? Who are these idiots who think otherwise?
Okkaaaaaaaay! The Donald Trump!
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