As if we didn’t have enough silliness to deal with, the Biden Department of Homeland Security has issued a NATIONWIDE TERRORISM ALERT.
“Boy have I come up with a great idea to heal and unify the nation. Even better than an impeachment trial. Listen up. This is a good one. Man can I feel the healing.”
We are very close to resolving the election of 2020 and it looks as if Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have a real shot at winning.
[For those who cannot detect sarcasm or were born without a sense of humor, know this is said with tongue firmly in cheek.]
Minding my own business and I get a phone call.
“This the Big Red Car?” the voice asks. Sort of gravelly like he was speaking through a mask or had just gotten up from a nap.
“Yes, sir. With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?” I ask.
“This is Joe, a scrappy kid from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Joe Biden, President-elect of the United States of America. Want to talk to you, Big Red Car. Give you the benefit of my views on healing. You listening?”
“Well, sir, I am all ears. What shall we talk about?” I was admittedly a little anxious not knowing why he would have called me.
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