Stormy Daniels? You know who she is, right?
Big Red Car here on a gray, foggy day with gray, foggy thoughts. Please forgive me.
The Saga of Stormy Daniels and The Donald
Miss Stormy Daniels (Baton Rouge, Louisiana native, Southern lady) is a woman who makes her living meeting the demand from men for visual entertainment of a racy nature. She is a porn star.
She met Donald J Trump in Reno, Nevada at a golf tournament in 2006. [Every golf tournament has porn stars, right?]
She suggests they — Stormy and The Donald — had sex (which she graded as “textbook generic” but “not bad either”) and that, thereafter, they stayed in contact.
During this period of subsequent contact, Trump is alleged to have suggested she become a contestant on his reality show “You’re Fired!” It never happened. Things died a natural death when she stopped taking calls from unmarked numbers.
The timing was right after Melania, Donald J Trump’s wife, had given birth to Barron Trump, their son.
Senator Stormy Daniels
Stormy is not a one dimensional artiste businesswoman. She also put her toe in the water in 2016 to consider running for Senate in Louisiana against Senator David Vitter (R-La) who got snared in the DC Madam shenanigans. His name turned up in the Madam’s rolodex. [Haha, rolodex, really Big Red? Rolodex?]
In 2015, Vitter ran for Governor in Louisiana (while still holding his Senate seat, huh?), but was trounced.
He subsequently decided not to stand for re-election as a Senator. Some say that he was scared off by Stormy Daniels, but who really knows?
Miss Daniels, ultimately, decided not to pursue her virginal political foray.
The NDA – Nondisclosure Agreement
Donald J Trump’s attorney, Michael Cohen, was reported to have gotten her signature on an NDA in return for the payment of $130,000. The NDA was an agreement which bound her not to say a word about her encounter, if any, with Donald J Trump. [Stormy, girl, only $130,000? You need better representation. They would have paid you way more than that. Come on, girl.]
This happened in the 2016 time frame and was, obviously, intended to prevent Miss Daniels from reflecting poorly upon Trump’s presidential campaign — an affair with a porn star falls in the center of “reflecting poorly.” Trust me on this one.
She denied in writing several times that they had had an affair. She also gave an interview in which she said she did have an affair with The Donbad. This was in the 2011 time frame (before the NDA was executed, folks — keep an eye on the dates here).
Cohen has now come clean — in the face of a Federal Election Commission complaint as to the use of campaign funds — that he did, indeed, pay Miss Daniels $130,000. It is not hard to divine why, is it?
He says that he paid it with his own money and did not seek or receive repayment from either Trump, individually, or the Trump for President campaign.
“Just because something isn’t true doesn’t mean that it can’t cause you harm or damage,” Cohen said. “I will always protect Mr. Trump.” This utterance seems to suggest that the claim by Miss Daniels of a sexual encounter with Donald J Trump may not be true, but Mikie made the payment just for housekeeping purposes.
Ahhh, the Big Red Car, has to stop for a second as the laughter is choking him. Oh my, oh my! I can hardly breathe! Haha. OK, sorry.
WTF, Big Red Car?
So, there you have it, dear reader. We have Michael Cohen — philanthropist, lawyer, counselor, mordida-ist — who formed an anonymous Delaware LLC to make the $130,000 payment, but who paid it with his own funds.
Rings true to you, no?
The allegation of Miss Stormy Daniels receiving $130,000 seems to be true. The NDA is real. People don’t sign NDAs without receiving something in return, no?
The impending FEC investigation is likely the reason this has come out and the reason why Michael Cohen has told the tale he has told. Big problem if campaign funds were used.
How does it make you FEEL, Big Red Car?
Ahh, the Big Red Car has always been a “Trump Policy” trumps “Bad Donald Trump and his behavior” guy. I love the Trump Cabinet picks, tax cut, trade, SCOTUS pick, immigration stance. I like the guy’s policies. Dig the Trump Economy.
Something has snapped in the Big Red Car’s head. Porn stars? Absurd lies? The Big Lie of Michael Cohen having made the payment with his own funds cause he’s, he’s, he’s ………. just that kind of guy.
The timing — a couple of months after Barron’s birth.
Donald having a great wife in Melania. <<< I think Melania should get a three year coupon book of 632 face slaps. She should slap the spit right out of Donald’s mouth 632 times.
Donald, where are you? I want to slap the spit out of you, you bastard. Come here and take it like a man, cowboy. Happy Valentines Day, darling.
Sheesh!
I still think that Donald J Trump is the chemotherapy the Nation needs. I said that way back in mid-2016.
Chemotherapy Party Candidate? Trump?
I still think that the Swamp is real. I am not quite as enthusiastic as I once was. Maybe it fades, who knows? Maybe it becomes more virulent? Who knows? I still like his policies. Is this the price I must pay for good policy?
Donald, you got me at the porn star, pal.
But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway? I’m just a Big Red Car. Happy Valentines Day to all (including you, Stormy Daniels, and you, President Trump).
