Story line today, Making Trump Great Again?
Big Red Car here. Sort of a grayish day but it’s going to be bright and sunny before it’s over. 55F — brrrr — headed to 85F.
So, yesterday is a big day for one Donald Trump. The Big Red Car calls him on his private cell phone number and we chat for a few minutes.
“So, Mr. Trump, big day, no?” asks me, the Big Red Car.
“Yes, Big Red Car., huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!”
Big Red Car here in the ATX on a lovely day. Got a call from Donald Trump, who said, “Big Red Car, you’re handy with numbers, right?” Before he said anything else, I knew he was talking about the WALL.
“Yes, Donald, I am,” says I.
“How would YOU finance the WALL, Big Red Car?”
To which I reply, “Well, Donald, I’d put a little tariff on imports and exports. That’s what I’d do.”
“Will that work, Big Red Car?” asks That Donald.
“Of course, it’ll work, Donald.”
“Thanks, Big Red Car.”
“Best to Melania, Donnie. See you when the WALL is finished.”
[Melania loves the Big Red Car. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!]
Big Red Car here — not endorsing or supporting ANYONE but observing something pretty damn basic.
Donald Trump owns the oxygen in the current presidential campaign. The dude owns the freakin’ oxygen and the rest of the schlubs are trying to rent a whiff of it.
“Who sold him the oxygen?”
The media and Fox News. Well played, you idiots. “Sold” him? They gave it to him for free.
Sorry. Continue reading
Big Red Car here, y’all. Going to be a nice day here in the ATX — 68F and sunny with a few clouds.
This is winter, y’all, ATX style.
So, the Big Red Car has been watching the primaries. Interesting stuff, no?
Tonight the top seven Republicans square off in North Charleston to continue thinning the herd. You going to watch?
This primary season has been dominated by one guy, that guy, the Trump guy. But why? Why Big Red Car?
EARNED MEDIA, y’all. Earned media. Continue reading
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