Comments on: Bad Advice

By: JimHirshfield

JimHirshfield — Wed, 02 Jul 2014 22:35:00 +0000

In reply to JLM.

OK, I’m believing. I’m riding with the King.

JLM — Wed, 02 Jul 2014 22:22:00 +0000

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Jim, you are clearly not with the program. The Big Red Car is not and has never claimed to be human. A Big Red Car is superhuman.

Be careful crossing the street on you way home as the Big Red Car may have put a hit out on you.

You must suspend your disbelief to become a disciple. Look into my eyes, Jim.

And, yes, a Big Red Car often dines at Taco Deli. A Big Red Car loves the bacon, egg and cheese with a side of avocado and 10W40.

Have a great 4th of July, my friend, and stop back often.

BRC
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JimHirshfield — Wed, 02 Jul 2014 22:08:00 +0000

Good advice, thanks. Unfortunately, I don’t take advice from cars, ’cause CARS* HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN HUMAN.

*Cars can’t get into Taco Deli, unless they drive through the storefront window.

pointsnfigures — Wed, 02 Jul 2014 11:14:00 +0000

Better to speak with a general that has been through the war than one that earned his stars through seniority.