Iran — The Witching Hour Has Arrived
I was talking to the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei the other day. We speak from time to time. Time zone’s a problem.
I said to him, “Ali, my man, you’ve gotten your ass in a crack with the Trump admin, haven’t you, Old Sod?”
He sighed and then whispered (has a shallow, raspy, weak, old-guy voice), “Yes, my dear Big Red Car, we are good and truly fucked, I fear. What can I do?”
“Well, for starters, amigo, how about defunding Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Houthis? Stop firing missiles into Israel and pull out of Syria and Iraq? Stop killing Jews indiscriminately? Quit with the nuclear bomb development?”
