Big Red Car here. Well, it’s bright, sunny and still a bit crisp. But, hey, it’s great to be alive in the ATX.
On Earth as it is in Texas.
So The Boss is talking with one of his brilliant CEOs and they get talking about something. The Boss blurts out:
“That takes a special kind of stupid to believe that.”
Hahaha, laughs the Big Red Car. Boss, that’s damn funny. So the Big Red Car comes up with the following:
It takes a special kind of stupid to trust the Iranians about, well, anything.
It takes a special kind of stupid to think that a 28-year old with access to every form of communication known to man and the animal kingdom, access to a Cray computer and unlimited storage is not going to research his girlfriend’s social media footprint.
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that a bunch of irked movie critics just decided to attack a consulate and kill the Ambassador with mortars, RPGs and machine guns.
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that nothing is going on over at the IRS when Lois Lerner invokes her Constitutional right against self-incrimination under Congressional questioning.
It takes a special kind of stupid to ever believe a man who says you can keep your insurance plan, you can keep your doctor, your premiums will go down and the cost of health care will go down — and then says: “Oooops, my bad.”
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that the NSA is conforming to the 4th Amendment’s prohibitions against an unreasonable search when they just want to innocently store all of your phone calls in case they come in handy at some future date when you begin to color outside the lines. Probable cause much?
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that a business woman trying to found a conservative group opposed to voter fraud in Texas being visited by the FBI, OSHA, IRS — a total of 18 times — is just a coincidence.
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that the Executive Branch can arbitrarily make 28 changes in OBAMAcare without any consultation with the Congress and that is perfectly constitutional. Congress is just a convenience, no?
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that the changes made to OBAMAcare are anything other than political expediency in the face of the 2014 Congressional elections necessitated by the reality that the Democrats who voted for this debris field cannot get re-elected by championing it.
It takes a special kind of stupid to suggest that making cuts to military pensions during a time of war to reduce expenses is fair.
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that the way to solve a spending problem for a crackhead administration out of control is to increase the limit on their credit card.
It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that Vlad — the Impaler — Putin is anything other than a thug who is intent on embarrassing President Obama and the United States while stealing Obama’s and Biden’s lunch money. Obama and Biden could not prevent Putin from stealing their lunch money if they fought him two on one.
It takes a special kind of stupid to take multi-million dollar vacations while the economy is in the tank, we are at war and folks are suffering. We used to just call this tone deafness.
It takes a special kind of stupid to tout a recovery which has essentially not even recovered the amount of jobs already lost.
It takes a special kind of stupid to listen to a Big Red Car pontificating about things — hey, Grasshopper, that’s down right mean!