Big Red Car here, y’all. So the first game in the NCAA Basketball Tournament is on tap for Thursday, 16 March 2017 — said the basketball junkie posing as a Big Red Car.
But, what I want to talk about is way more important than our annual fix of basketball (which is important as Hell, don’t get me wrong).
What I want to talk about is this: President Trump has not held a public event to fill out his bracket!
As you know, his predecessor, President Obama, was a huge bracket filler-outer (seems a bit awkward, but go with me).
So, I called President Trump and tried to get to the bottom of things. He graciously gave me permission to quote directly from his comments (provided by the NSA and CIA who are conveniently tapping his phones currently).