Big Red Car here in soggy Austin By God Texas, y’all. It’s still raining.
So, the Big Red Car has a bone to pick with Senators, Senators who spend all their time in Washington, District of Columbia writing books.
[Talking to you, Senator Ben Sasse.]
We send Senators to DC as part of the legislative branch to write laws, not books. But, some — talking to you, Bennie boy — just go up there and write books.
Let’s break it down, shall we?