Big Red Car here, y’all. So there’s a debate amongst the Republican legion on Thursday. The top ten candidates are in the varsity debate while the balance are forced to eat at the kids’ table with the rest of the junior varsity.
So The Donald is number one in the polls. How can that possibly be right? Yes, you are asking yourself exactly that.
Aren’t we supposed to believe that The Donald is a buffoon and has no real chance of winning the Republican nomination? Who are these idiots who think otherwise?
Okkaaaaaaaay! The Donald Trump!