Big Red Rules Compiled

Big Red Car here.  I can’t begin to tell you how nice the weather is here in the ATX.  But then I guess I just did, eh?  Haha, Big Red Car, you crack yourself up.

So I am getting ready to give you a few Big Red Rules but a wag wrote to me and said — hey, Big Red Car, you have published several sets of Big Red Rules — put them in one document so I can read them all together.

Whoa, slow down there, pardner, don’t be telling the Big Red Car what to do.  Ooops, sorry, knee jerk reaction.  When you’re a Muscle Car, well you catch my drift, right?

OK, I will do exactly what you have suggested and here it is.

Big Red Rules booklet

Read it and tell me what you think.

Leave a comment and tell me your favorite Big Red Rule.  And, hey, sign up to receive the Musings via email.  Thanks.

But, hey, what the Hell do I really know anyway?  I’m just a Big Red Car.

  • http://www.themusingsofthebigredcar.com/ JLM

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    OK OK, I got most of the typos. Sorry. Proofreading — not my strong suit.

    BRC
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  • http://veespo.com David Semeria

    It’s very hard to choose a favorite, but I’ll go for this one:
    Money cannot buy happiness — it can however rent it.

    Well played Car, keep on hummin’

    • http://www.themusingsofthebigredcar.com/ JLM

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      Haha, one of my favorites also. Hope all is well in my second favorite country.

      JLM
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